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The Time I…

…Was asked to translate the lyrics to a Prince song

The Time I Translated Prince

Back in college, four friends and I went to France for Spring Break. We found some cheap flights, and a couple of us stayed with my aunt and uncle in the suburbs, so it was a pretty inexpensive trip. (Not sure you can find tickets to France for just a couple hundred bucks anymore.)

Other than touring around Paris and experiencing its nightlife, we took the train up to Épernay in the Champagne region to hang out with a friend of mine. We went out to a nightclub and had a grand old time dancing to songs in French and English. And of course, some guys tried to dance with us. I don’t remember anything about them other than the odd request one of them made of me. Prince’s song Cream came on and this guy wanted me to translate it into French.

“Sure, no problem,” I said.

Silly me. Have you listened to those lyrics lately?

Cream
Get on top
Cream
You will cop
Cream
Don’t you stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop

Not the easiest lyrics to translate into another language. So, that was fun. I guess I did okay, because the only other thing I remember about these guys is that they invited us back to their place for tea and cookies (really – we had tea and cookies) and they let me drive their car and I kept turning on the windshield wipers when I meant to use the turn signal.

Have you ever had to translate anything into another language? Or had to act as any kind of interpreter? How’d it go?

The Time I…

…nearly got crushed by a forest elephant in Tanzania

The Time I Elephant

At the end of my time in Rwanda, I spent three weeks in Arusha, Tanzania, to visit my boyfriend who worked for the UN’s Rwanda War Crimes Tribunal. The wife of one of his colleagues came to visit from Canada with her friend, and the three of us went on safari together in Lake Manyara National Park, a smaller park near the Serengeti.

At one point we were driving through a forested area when we were confronted by a mother forest elephant. Forest elephants are a little smaller than their savanna cousins, but still massive by human standards.

Anyway, this elephant faced off with our Land Rover, trumpeted, and started walking towards us. Our driver said this was probably a mother elephant with a baby nearby, who saw us as a threat. He drove slowly in reverse, but the elephant kept coming.

It was amazing to be so close to my favorite animal, but scary and thrilling, too.

We continued to move backward through the forest, and eventually, we moved far enough away from her baby to satisfy the mother. She came to a stop and watched us back up a little farther, then turn around and drive away.

Have you ever had a close call with Mother Nature? Tell me about it in the comments!

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